Trumps Takeaway: I love Wall

The Orange, The King, and The Weapons Deal
by Matthew Bright

Trump travelled across the world and landed in cognitive dissonance

He met with Saudi Arabian King to open an anti-extremist center.

In Saudi Arabia. That's right, people directly responsible for most of Americas past and current turmoil opened a center about anti-extremism. 

A center to combat extremist ideology. They have churches already. They have scientific journals about it. Only two megalomaniacs would think opening one building in a country suppressing women harder than republicans would do this. Or forty I don't know. 

Yet here we are, old dudes proclaiming to fight the idea of terror. Like kids playing in a backyard taking on the spaceships in the sky right before lunch. 

They put all their hands on that mind melding orb, or globe. Whatever, this is only phase one of Project Desert Cheeto. 

Saudi Press Agency

After that incredibly dark and ominous photo you know they waited for the return of The Dark One. He just stood around aimlessly like: You promised us we'd see him. I came all the way from D.C. I literally dragged  Melania here, it was great. She was in the 24k bathroom, the best bathroom, hiding behind Ivanka who looked great. You told me to just touch this light bulb and he'd show. Just believe a little harder next time Donny. 

He also went to Israel to become the first sitting President to visit the Western Wall. To anyone that's not watching the 700 club 24/7 that headline reads: First sitting President to admire Wall. He loves wall. Great, America Elected the Orange version of Brick Tamblin. 

Government Cheese ( It's what I call #45) didn't just come to resurrect the Bringer of Death, he came with a tank full of cash to give to the Saudi Arabian King for...tanks. 110 billion dollars for arms on the same day you open a center against extremism. 

If you missed the irony, well the air in the land of cognitive dissonance is pretty thick.

Get out while you still can.

Richard Spencer: The Candlestick Maker

You call that a candle?

by Matthew Bright

Over the weekend a rally was held in protest of removing a historical monument of Robert E. Lee, The Confederate General from the Civil War (A Dead Loser), from a local park. Richard Spencer (A Living Loser) organized the rally which he called a CandleLit March.

It seems though, my definition is a smidge different from his. Candles are for Johnny B. Nimble and Johnny B. Quick, not Johnny B. Ayrian and Johnny B. White.

Also a candlelit march? This is a candlelit march? This:

Tiki Torches, chants of "Russia is our friend" to prove how American they are.

Those candles are out of control or being handle by people who have never used flame ever. I lit a lavender candle in my apartment once, it never looked like it was signalling for white supremacy or racism, I mean "help", in a community that's ok with constantly reminding it's black citizens of Slavery, I mean "on a remote island." My apologies, all this political doublespeak is so blatant I am seeing people in regular clothes instead white hoods or Nazi bands. If this is there idea of candlelit march, I bet this is there idea of a bonfire:

Picture of Alt-Right Bon-Fire
From left to right: Idiot #1-24

Congrats Richard Spencer, you've evolved a devolved way of thinking. You have taking an ignorant position to try and further the impact of racism on Americans and put a twede jacket on it. I get it, you want to normalize white supremacy, but it's already normalized. We're just tired of it's shit.

P.S. he even knows they aren't candles:

#torchlight pic.twitter.com/To6WZrvYGp

— Richard 🐸 Spencer (@RichardBSpencer) May 14, 2017

MaashBoard Special: The SouthSide

by Matt Bright

What do you get when you cross real life situations, Chicago, and Reality TV? Director Eric Serrano tells me what to expect below in an interview with a couple of the cast & crew. His Documentary/Reality series on YouTube: "The SouthSide" paints a picture of what life is like for these young men; Mark, Brad, and Joe living in Chicago and what "The Southside" means to them. You will get an in-depth look into the cast's world which is filled with drama, legal issues, partying, family feuds, and friends you should never trust all packaged with a gorgeous cinematic flair and suspense. 

After just a couple months the series continues to climb in viewership, after releasing Episode 2 only a week ago, 16k views and counting. Let's head to The SouthSide. 

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Hillary Clinton a Murderer?

by Matthew Bright

"Fake News" it's been thrown around after the fact as a way to explain the election results.

How we can be better informed is now the center of the conversation. 

Let's see what fake news is out there. 

I went on to Wikileaks recently and searched "Hillary Clinton Murder" because I had heard that particular claim on many social media sites and alternate news organizations

and I got a hit....

Of a forwarded message.....

The original message from Stratfor, a shell company giving intelligence to corporations like Lockheed Martin ( Which is probably the bigger story here) 

Shows a web of informers, pay-off structure and payment laundering techniques and psychological methods. Yet no one even bats an eye at that part of the document leak, but wait what's this say about Hillary Clinton? 

The forward says "Question conspiracy theory"  then forwarded "so now you might vote for Hillary. 

Forwarded messages where the original message is something someone typed out with the address Thomas Coplin or tcins1@comcast.net and someone with stratfor forwarded. That's it. The whole email thread. Thanks Tom. 

Slate puts out the article "Wikileaks Fanning conspiracy flames"

Huffington Post "Conspiracy Theorists won't stop accusing The Clintons of Murder"

Yea that's what they do HuffPo, they theorize and accuse. 

Slate, Wikileaks ain't fanning shit, you did by not calling the email what it is. A chain letter amongst 30,000 emails.There's bound to be some emails like: "look at what Julie is wearin?" or "Discount on Yankee's Tix!" The email is authentic doesn't make it credible when it's just typed by a guy who connects the dots to nowhere!  look at it! It was started by a Comcast.net account, who does that?! Forwarded messages with crazy subject lines, that is not new! 

An entire narrative of Hillary being a murderer was created by this email. 

Look, you want some suggestions, I got two sure fire ones Glen Greenwald and The Intercept the reporting done there is absolutely impeccable and unbiased. 

In the words of one John Stewart "Bullshit is everywhere so if you smell something, say something." 

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