The Message for 2018

Read. Absorb. Repeat.

What's the problem? You seem miffed. You're ready to defend yourself. You’re not trusted, get over it. You have to question yourself, good. Do it. Do it everyday. You feel like you've done nothing wrong, well cut that shit out. To think everything you've said or done to women you have interacted with was welcome, asked for, or respectful is bold. Take off that Knight-in-shining armor, it doesn't come in your size or mine. It never did. 

Wake up men, it's time to be better. It's past time. We're oozing with toxic masculinity and we can't stay silent when other men throw up that toxic shit everywhere. 

Please do not create scenarios in your head with a woman to validate things you say and do. 

Stop looking at feelings and attaching them to only women. 

Lose the phrase:

"You know how women are." 

Lose it forever.

Ingest art from ALL TYPES OF WOMEN. Listen to women in music, read their books, absorb their speeches, and watch them be influential. Respect powerful women, respect normal women, respect all women. 

Understand that every part of their life is measured writ-large by men for no god damn reason other than being male, the same way some of us get jobs we don't deserve.

A lot of you are trying to find the best way to go about courting a woman. You want to just get better at consent. That's short sighted. It's still got an uncomfortable twinge of sexism and misogyny in it. You're only worried about what you get out of women in that thought. Root problem for all of us is this: respect.

Women owe you nothing. 

Women owe you nothing. 

Women owe you nothing.

We have to end this. Women were not made just for relationships, they weren’t made to just procreate. You have an opinion about any woman’s behavior, keep it to yourself, no one wants to deal with you projecting your wimpy insecurities on them. 

You’re walking on the eggshells from the eggs we (men) broke and then finally acknowledge that you have the empty carton in your hand. 

The uncomfortable, uneasy feeling your having, that’s a good thing. You just need a little push, that lands you far away from the outdated, unwanted, should-have-never-been-a-thing thought process you are wrestling with. 

Get rid of the mentality that creates a general psychological profile of one particular woman you’ve seen on some counter culture site that makes you apply that to ALL women. You do not have unfettered access to women, by herself or in groups. Sometimes, women want to be left alone. Fight the urge to open your mouth. 

You feel it’s exhausting to have to try and earn respect, and treat women with decency even though you feel that hey, I did nothing to be seen this way, why can’t I get the benefit of the doubt, why does it feel like there’s nothing I can do to alleviate this cloud of confusion?

#YesAllWomen

You’re going to push a woman to the brink with all the dumb machismo of the douchiest bro. You’ll claim that “you’ve got this” or “trust me.” We exhaust women. 

We hurt them. We try to control them and we don’t acknowledge the stress we put them under with our toxic stubbornness that: “we know better than them.” We claim to logical but when it comes to listening to women, reason is of no consequence.

It’s insulting. 

Men, read this all again. Thank you. 

Kill Chivalry. Just be kind. 

Trumps Takeaway: I love Wall

The Orange, The King, and The Weapons Deal
by Matthew Bright

Trump travelled across the world and landed in cognitive dissonance

He met with Saudi Arabian King to open an anti-extremist center.

In Saudi Arabia. That's right, people directly responsible for most of Americas past and current turmoil opened a center about anti-extremism. 

A center to combat extremist ideology. They have churches already. They have scientific journals about it. Only two megalomaniacs would think opening one building in a country suppressing women harder than republicans would do this. Or forty I don't know. 

Yet here we are, old dudes proclaiming to fight the idea of terror. Like kids playing in a backyard taking on the spaceships in the sky right before lunch. 

They put all their hands on that mind melding orb, or globe. Whatever, this is only phase one of Project Desert Cheeto. 

Saudi Press Agency

After that incredibly dark and ominous photo you know they waited for the return of The Dark One. He just stood around aimlessly like: You promised us we'd see him. I came all the way from D.C. I literally dragged  Melania here, it was great. She was in the 24k bathroom, the best bathroom, hiding behind Ivanka who looked great. You told me to just touch this light bulb and he'd show. Just believe a little harder next time Donny. 

He also went to Israel to become the first sitting President to visit the Western Wall. To anyone that's not watching the 700 club 24/7 that headline reads: First sitting President to admire Wall. He loves wall. Great, America Elected the Orange version of Brick Tamblin. 

Government Cheese ( It's what I call #45) didn't just come to resurrect the Bringer of Death, he came with a tank full of cash to give to the Saudi Arabian King for...tanks. 110 billion dollars for arms on the same day you open a center against extremism. 

If you missed the irony, well the air in the land of cognitive dissonance is pretty thick.

Get out while you still can.

Richard Spencer: The Candlestick Maker

You call that a candle?

by Matthew Bright

Over the weekend a rally was held in protest of removing a historical monument of Robert E. Lee, The Confederate General from the Civil War (A Dead Loser), from a local park. Richard Spencer (A Living Loser) organized the rally which he called a CandleLit March.

It seems though, my definition is a smidge different from his. Candles are for Johnny B. Nimble and Johnny B. Quick, not Johnny B. Ayrian and Johnny B. White.

Also a candlelit march? This is a candlelit march? This:

Tiki Torches, chants of "Russia is our friend" to prove how American they are.

Those candles are out of control or being handle by people who have never used flame ever. I lit a lavender candle in my apartment once, it never looked like it was signalling for white supremacy or racism, I mean "help", in a community that's ok with constantly reminding it's black citizens of Slavery, I mean "on a remote island." My apologies, all this political doublespeak is so blatant I am seeing people in regular clothes instead white hoods or Nazi bands. If this is there idea of candlelit march, I bet this is there idea of a bonfire:

Picture of Alt-Right Bon-Fire
From left to right: Idiot #1-24

Congrats Richard Spencer, you've evolved a devolved way of thinking. You have taking an ignorant position to try and further the impact of racism on Americans and put a twede jacket on it. I get it, you want to normalize white supremacy, but it's already normalized. We're just tired of it's shit.

P.S. he even knows they aren't candles:

#torchlight pic.twitter.com/To6WZrvYGp

— Richard 🐸 Spencer (@RichardBSpencer) May 14, 2017